(INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS)
Q: How great is ALF?
A: So great.
Q: What is your patronus?
A: A panda bear tumbling in the snow.
Q: Which Super Soaker is the best?
A: This one.
Q: If you could travel back in time, who would you assassinate?
A: The dinosaurs.*
Q: If you could travel back in time, who would you make love to?
A: Heroes: Season One.
Q: How great is soup?
*JK, I love dinosaurs. Especially this dude.